10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.