10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier