10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks