10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers