10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine