10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword