10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)