10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.