10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)