10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22