10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from