10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm