10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.