10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water