10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow