10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels