10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT