10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.