10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)