10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.