10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.