10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs