10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.