10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.