10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.