10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez