10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.