10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.