10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.