10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.