10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves