10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.