10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."