10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• im going to 2 out you to death