10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!