10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph