10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-