10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.