10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'