10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson