10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.