10 Random Poker Quotes

Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon