10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus