10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---