10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)