10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake