10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT