10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim