10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "All-in, bitches!!!"