10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.